New Phraseology

Carson and Paige have picked up on a few new phrases. (Thank you Lance, Eric, & Devon) I just thought I would share them so everyone understand what they are talking about. It's good to be up on the hip new lingo the kids are using these days.

Nueb pronunciation{ new-b }
-noun, slang.
1. a stupid or ridiculous person; nerd; silly.
2. a form of endearment used for a sibling or parent when they do something salty.

Usage examples...
Paige talking to Carson after he took one of her markers. "Carson, don't be a nueb. Give me back my marker!"

Carson talking to me after I served his snack on a pink princess plate (what was I thinking???) "Oh Mom, you're such a nueb. I hate princesses!"

Salty
-adjective, slang
1. uninspiring, lame, nuebish
2. the opposite of something "totally sweet"

Usage examples...
Carson spilled something at dinner. Eric promptly responded. "Way to go Carson that was salty."